I have waited ALL FUCKING YEAR TO POST THIS
Santa is coming tonight.
date a girl who stops mid-sentence to tell you there’s a dog nearby
them: SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST MEANS HUMANS MUST BE INDIVIDUALLY SELF-SUFFICIENT AND COMPLETELY INDEPENDENT
biologist:
Like literally the only reason we didn’t go extinct is because we are aggressively social creatures who community organized and helped each other when faced with disasters that drove other species over the brink.
(Like we’re so aggressively social that we looked at APEX PREDATORS and went ‘they look soft! Friend????’)
(The answer was yes because wolves are also aggressively social and they adopted the strange tall not-wolves just as eagerly.)
humans @ wolves: holy shit these things are so cute i wonder if they’ll let us pet them?
wolves @ humans: holy shit these things are so cute i wonder if they’ll pet us?
What was your favorite prop or costume from the “Harry Potter” films?
Voldemort wearing garter belts.
Do you know how this makes me feel.
*we interrupt your regularly scheduled broadcasting*
….This is honestly neither a statement for nor against the movies, but I felt that everyone definitely needed to see it. For… reasons?
I cannot unsee Voldemort in Stockings.
Plus Garters, Minus Nose: The Voldemort Story
Remus Lupin is 6 and doesn’t understand why his parents are afraid of him. Remus Lupin doesn’t understand why he’s suddenly a monster now. Remus doesn’t understand why his mother gives him pitting looks and his father is resentful. Remus Lupin is young and confused
Remus Lupin is 11 and has never been more thrilled. He’s never been more nervous as well, but he tries to think on the bright side. Remus Lupin is old enough to know to never share his secret. He wasn’t excepting three other boys to befriend him so quickly. Remus Lupin is 11 and has never had a friend before the boy with glasses, boy with long dark hair and pained eyes, and a chubby cheerful blonde show him what friendship truly means.
Remus Lupin is 12 years old, and terrified when his friends figure out his secret. He had just gotten a taste of what true companionship was, and he didn’t think he could stand to have it ripped away. Remus Lupin is 12, and isn’t quite sure as to why his three new friends don’t care about his infliction, but doesn’t really want to question it, because he is just so lucky to have them anyways.
Remus Lupin is 13 and enjoys staying up late telling scary stories with his friends. He for once isn’t the villain in the these stories. Remus Lupin lets James copy his Potions when James sleeps in and give Sirius advice on his family life. Remus Lupin is Peter’s shoulder to cry on when his parents forget to mail him, and is always their when the boys need him.
Remus Lupin is 14 and coming into his own. His friends laugh at his sarcasm, and he begins to join them. Remus doesn’t stop his messy haired friend from teasing the pretty red head. Although Remus secretly thinks Lily is to good for James, he’d never tell him. Remus Lupin cries on Sirius’ shoulders after a particularly rough full moon, and Peter offers one of his signature hugs.
Remus Lupin is 15 and full of life. Dark things are happening outside of Hogwarts, but the four boys have never been happier. Remus enjoys exploring the castle with his friends, finding new passages to hide in and practice dueling. Remus Lupin is 15, and cries when his friends show him their animagus forms. Remus Lupin has never been happier.
Remus Lupin is 16 and watches as Sirius deteriorates in front of him. He watches as the stress of Sirius’ arrival takes its toll on James, and watches as Peter slowly stops checking for mail. Remus Lupin is 16 and is suddenly learning what growing up means.
Remus Lupin is 17 and watches as people he knows die and disappear, and no one is quite sure why. Remus Lupin is 17, and should be innocent, but the weight of the war is pressing down onto him and his friends. Remus Lupin is 17, and wishes he was not.
Remus Lupin is 21 and loses everything. Remus Lupin is so young, but so old. Remus Lupin doesn’t understand how something so innocent as a childhood friendship, can turn so dark. Remus is 21, and doesn’t know how Sirius could ever betray James and Lily. Remus is 21 and alone. Remus is 21, and lost. Remus is 21, and doesn’t want to live for one one more year.
I lose followers every time I say “trans women are women”
so I’m gonna keep saying it until I weed out all ya
immediately lost two followers
I’d rather see my follower count drop than have anyone following who can’t handle the notion that TRANS WOMEN ARE WOMEN.
I probably thought this was way funnier than it really is but this is incredible
“obviously, we have a lot of problems we need to address”, i say, referring to one specific problem, which i created, alone
i think the weirdest thing is having left over information about someone. like i still know someone’s favorite girl name. or their favorite season. or someone’s address. i remember someone’s favorite ice cream flavors. and someone’s favorite childhood book. and the mental disorder their uncle has. i remember the ages and birthdays of their siblings. i remember the song they said they’d sing to their spouse. where do i put this down? where do i learn to forget?
God help me when staff actually delete the porn bots and I lose like 800 followers
You know what I’d like to see?
More fictional couples where the whole Belligerent Sexual Tension thing actually plays out the way it does in reality.
Struggling not to crack a smile as you call them a total asshole.
Deliberately feeding each other straight lines for insulting comebacks, and thinking you’re being subtle about it.
Managing to pronounce “fuck you” as a term of endearment.
Getting really territorial about it when you see anybody else badmouthing them - like, excuse me, that’s my prerogative you’re treading on there, pal.
Also:
Acting theatrically offended by extremely minor flaws.
Telling each other to shut up when you didn’t even say anything yet.
Having entire arguments so well-practiced that you can set your partner off with a single word or gesture, and doing so on purpose.
Being deliberately rude and obnoxious to each other in really dorky ways and competing to see who breaks character by cracking up laughing first.
This cat is DETERMINED to nap in his hammock.
i believed in this cat and was not let down
Apparently the dude who started Netflix did so cuz he got a $40 late fee from Blockbuster and was pissed
pettiness is the greatest motivation in the world.
lady-alysanne